Chuck Norris Educational Hour

To those of you who lack knowledge of Chuck Norris, we would like to share 20 facts about Chuck Norris as taken from www.chucknorrisfacts.com. Enjoy the educational experience.
1) In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 bodies for scientific research.

2)Chuck Norris can set ants on fire. AT NIGHT!

3)Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became instantly pregnant.

4)There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.

5)Chuck Norris has the greatest poker face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a "Get Out of Jail Free" Monopoly Card, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green #4 card from the game Uno.

6)On his birthday Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

7)Chuck Norris played Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun. And Won!

8)Faster than a speeding bullet.....more powerful than a locomotive.....able to leap tall buildings in a single bound....yes, these are some of Chuck Norris's warm-up exercises.

9)If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you WIN. FOREVER!

10)Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

11)Little known educational fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

12)There are no steroids in baseball, Just players that Chuck Norris has breathed on.

13)Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

14)If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

15)There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

16)Chuck Norris is so fast that he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

17)There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

18)It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

19)If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always say "Two minutes 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

20)When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35 AM, he roundhouse-kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.